$99 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments (Up to $1,500 Value)
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one of five body areas at the South Hill Laser & Medi-Spa (up to a $1,500 value). This Groupon is valid for treatment on one of the following areas: the chin and upper lip (a $135 value/session), the underarms ($135 value/session), the bikini line (up to $250 value/session), the back of the neck ($85 value/session), or the front of the neck ($85 value/session). Treatments cannot be conducted on blond or gray hair.
Thank you, Groupon!